Cabbage The Clown

Cabbage is a drag vegetable. A lettuce but sadder.
Winner of Top of the Slops (2022) Not another drag competition (2023) and your heart (2025, right now).

Bringer of embarrassment, seducer of pity. The damp sock, to the puddle of mystery wet on your kitchen floor. Specifically, the feeling of wetness as it clings to you.

They debuted their solo show Cinemadrome at the Edinburgh Fringe 2025 and whilst promoting it, they accidentally kicked an innocent bystander live on national television.  Cabbage once made a baby cry on the tube. Cabbage once did a joke and nobody laughed.
Hope you’re hungry! (Non sexual Cabbage eating joke)